Friday, April 13, 2007

PRAMESWARI & PRAMESTUTI

Tak pernah ada istilah yang kedua bagi ADIPATI Genk Kobra.
semua adalah pilihan utama. (Primanusa) eh.. kok koyo jeneng radio lawas tur elek. padahal maksudnya adalah Prima.

"Artinya apa ya Prameswari & Pramestuti?" tanya demang-demang goblok yang ketemu dgn adipati sambil dho grenengan dhewe-dhewe.

Demang Paimin mencoba bertanya sambil munduk-munduk " klo Prameswari, saya tahu. tapi Kalau Pramestuti itu apa ada to kanjeng Adipati?".

"Goblok...!! kamu tidak punya hak untuk bertanya!!!" Adipati membentak demang sambil melempar kulit gedhang (jebakan biar dho kepleset).

sambil melotot dan mengunyah pisang, Adipati bersabda " Aku iki Adipati. baca undang-undang ini".

ATURAN
1- Adipati adalah pemegang mutlak kebenaran kerajaan.(selalu benar)
2- Adipati boleh ngarang istilah sendiri.
3- Demang dilarang usul, kecuali diminta oleh Adipati.
4- Apabila Adipati melakukan kesalahan, maka baca aturan nomer 1

HUKUMAN
1- Jongkok di dpn kantor & nyirami tanaman Jagung seharian (kesalahan Kecil)
2- Mijeti Adipati dari pagi sampe sore (kesalahan sedang)
3- Kungkum di kolam lele semalaman sambil singsot lagu sithik eding (kesalahan besar)
4- Mulih ndeso (kalo mbangkang)

Adipati punya Prameswari & Pramestuti
Prameswari : Wanita sholichah yang utama yang dicintai (ketemu lebih dulu)
Pramestuti : Wanita sholichah yang utama yang disayangi (ketemu stlh prameswari)

Mudeng to!!!

Nggih Mbaaah.... Leres sanget.

demang-demang dho wedi... yen ra muni nggih, ndak kon mulih ndeso

Adipati GK

13 comments:

Dewi Sri said...

walaaaah... ajar-ajarane adipati...
lha piye masih butuh PrameswaSRI mboten??? Prameswari pertama trus Pramestuti sing ke dua harusnya khan ada yang ketiga dan selanjutnya... iya to??!!
saya mau lhooo kalo sama adipatine genk kobra

Mekar Sari Group said...

Kontul disawah mbk..Buetul ora salah...lau Prameswasri itu unt istri penyokong dana...psale dlm sejarah jawa..dewi SRI adl dewi pangan ato kehidupan...
Gimana...Mo cari prameswasri???buat iklan aja biar afdol..he..he..

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